the new bendahara

wahai tok pengulu-tok pengulu semua. hari ini gua jadi ketua lu. bendahara dulu dah berenti. retired. so skrg mcmana. nak ikut gua punya sistem ka.... nak ikut serupa dulluuu juga ka.... atau mcmana??

tok pengulu semad : lu jgn ikut lu punya sistem. lammmaa punya pun jgn. lu ikut betul punya. org dah tulis lama dah. lu bendahara, apa lu punya job discription, lu punya resposibility apa? ibarat kalau buat acuan lu dah ada lu punya mold sendiri. dumm!!! cop bendahara. dah ada spec sume cukup. so lu ikut tu je... agak dah ok nanti, lu nak upgrade sikit.... ikut la ... kita meeting la...
so... lu sebagai master mold la kira.... lu kene moldkan kita org ni pulak. mengikut mold yg dah disediakan. bukan ikut suka lu ...

baru la tak timbul ada kepentingan lah.... pilih kasih lahh..... berat sebelah lahhh... kipas kuat lahh......

ok tak bendahara pendapat gua??

tok bendahara : hhmmm!!! tok pengulu yg lain? ada cadangan?
yg lain : (diam sambil melihat diantara satu dgn lain)
tok bendahara : gua anggap semua setuju lah ye.. bagus jugak tu. tentu kerja akan lebih berqualiti, pembangunan dapat dilaksanakan, kurang pembaziran, tiada rasuah, semua org bekerja dgn bersemangat sbb tahu apa tugas dia masing2. produktivity akan bertambah....
bekerja dgn ilmu penuh didada... semua org akan jadi profesional. huuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......
bagus la idea ko tok semad.

tok pengulu semad : ni bukan idea gua la. kan gua dah cakap tadi, org dulu2 dah buatkan dah. org dulu dah practis benda ni. diaorg dh tolong fikir mcmana nk design sistem pentadbiran ni.
lu sebagai bendahara, apa keje lu? dah ada dlm buku..... takkan lu tak tau. lu sekolah mana beb...?

bendahara : (control macho) (cilake org tua ni...dlm hati). ye ye... gua tahu. cuma gua nak lu comfirm.
ok semua tok pengulu-tok pengulu. gua clear lah dgn apa yg tok semad maksudkan tu. lu org pun tahu kut. ye lahh.... benda dah ada dlm buku. lu org nak keje senang je sblm ni. tak boleh la brader....... lu di bayar brader.... pakai duit rakyat brader. gua pun dibayar untuk jadi ketua lu. so kene keje jadi ketua lu lu semua. apa kejenye?? dah tertulis didlm buku.
hehehehe hehehhe heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

ok. ...

as a new bendahara, gua nak lu org sume tahu.... gua berpegang kepada bekerja, mesti dgn ilmu. lu org tau ke job discription masing? dah tahu? tok semad tahu tak.... benda dah ada dlm bukuuuuu heheheheeeeee.......

ok....

gua yakin lu org mmg dah tahu dgn tugas masing2, cuma mgkn ada satu dua perkara yg dah terlupa. oleh itu gua nk lu org sume pergi kursus. belajar balik tugas masing2. perjelaskan lagi. belajar sistem balik. ok?

selamat hari raya semua
maaf zahir dan batin. esk gua mula cuti.

hati2 di jalan raya.

semoga kursus istimewa sebulan ni dapat di amalikan terus.

apa yg ada pada kursus sebulan ni selain menahan lapar dan dahaga?

- ingat Allah selalu
- selawat ke atas Rasulullah S.A.W selalu
- solat berjemaah
- baca Al-Quran, faham isinya
- baca hadis sohih, faham isinya
- jaga pertuturan
- jaga pandangan (kantoi beb..)
- jaga pergaulan
- jaga aurat
- ke arah kebaikan, jauhkan maksiat
- sedekah jariah
- dan bnyk lagi seperti yg di ajarkan oleh junjungan besar Nabi Muhammad S.A.W

hey,


selamat hari raya


maaf zahir dan batin


and


happy birthday to u... :)





semoga ceria selalu di samping keluarga.

HANDBOOK - Health:

1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Make time for prayer.
6. Play more games.
7. Read more books than you did in 2008.
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
9 Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.

Personality:

11. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake.
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Society:

25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

32. Do the right thing!
33. Always speak the truth even if it leads to your death.
34. GOD heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come.
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.Last but not the least:
40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about.

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semoga sejahtera lah kita semua... oh kawan.

Insya Allah.